How to Punch a Nazi

In these troubled times, it may become necessary to defend yourself against the worst elements of extremism. My thanks go out to Master Ken, who has provided us with an instructional video on How To Punch A Nazi via the magic of YouTube.

Warning: The video depicts scenes of violence, the use of dangerous martial arts techniques, tiki torches, parody and subtle political commentary that may not be suitable for the faint of heart.

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Slasher movies

It’s Friday the 13th, a date feared by Triskaidekaphobes everywhere, along with films critics whenever another instalment in that film franchise comes out on such an obvious date.  Now, the Internet is a wonderful thing, especially when it brings such cinematic gems to my attention as an article on the Topless Robot and Force of Geek websites about Red Sword, a uniquely Japanese retelling of the fairy tale Red Riding Hood, which has already been retold as a Hollywood production not that long ago.  Of course, being a Japanese production, there’s martial arts, swordplay, combative virgin schoolgirls and, to put not too fine a point on it, breasts.

Then again, not every film has to be Citizen Kane – going to the movies would get very boring were that so!  Plus I’m not a fan of Orson Welles’ much vaunted meisterwerk.   What more do you want to munch popcorn to in a film than Red Riding Hood running around decapitating Werewolves with shiny sharp Katana?