How to Punch a Nazi

In these troubled times, it may become necessary to defend yourself against the worst elements of extremism. My thanks go out to Master Ken, who has provided us with an instructional video on How To Punch A Nazi via the magic of YouTube.

Warning: The video depicts scenes of violence, the use of dangerous martial arts techniques, tiki torches, parody and subtle political commentary that may not be suitable for the faint of heart.

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Arguing with an idiot

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how smart you are, or how good you are at chess, they’re still going to knock over all the pieces and poop on the board.

– Anonymous.

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War and Peace

“In peace prepare for war, in war prepare for peace. The art of war is of vital importance to the state. It is matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence under no circumstances can it be neglected.”

– Sun Tzu

Would you like to play a game?

All fair in love and war, but there are rules to a game of chess. Anyone for a game?

Welcome to a new Category of posts, Quote of the Day. I’m deliberately not calling this daily quotes as I may not post them every day, but I cannot think of a more appropriate quote to kick off with on Armed Forces Day. While I may not agree with the political decisions to go to war oftentimes, I have nothing but the highest respect for those who serve professionally and with distinction in any sort of military role in the UK and around the world.

Don’t panic! It’s Towel Day! 

“You sass that hoopy frood Douglas Adams? There’s a guy who really knows where his towel is.”

Today is Towel Day a celebration and tribute to Douglas Adams, author of the increasingly inaccurately named Hitch-Hiker Trilogy and other similarly mind-boggling works of fiction and non-fiction. If you’ve no idea what it’s all about the lovely folk from lemon.ly have produced this infographic.

Whatever you do today, above all make sure you know exactly where your towel is. 🙂